We broke down yesterday and bought this townhouse. Don't you just looooove it?
It was only $8,000,000! Or was it $10,000,000? Can't remember -- doesn't really matter.
Anyway.
We're going to have a dinner party! And each of you are invited.
It's got an awesome dining room. And I've got the perrrrfect table for it. Seats 48. We'll all sit down to eat at my gorgeous table after we've all spent time in the library by candlelight, discussing the issues of the day by the wood burning fireplace. We'll all be drinking brandy and I think someone, someone should be smoking a pipe.
Res can come early and help me with the food.
Al can bring the music and man the CD player all night.
Each of you will have a very important role to play. What do you want to do? Let me know!
Invites will be going out soon!
Yay! I looooove my new townhouse.
I want to be in charge of talking to all the supermodels and telling them of my daring exploits in my service to the queen.
Res should be the living nude statue in the center of the room.
Posted by: Yosef | November 25, 2005 at 12:29 PM
I can pose with a drink in my hand. Man, can I ever do that!
Thanks for the invite!
Posted by: Kevin Wolf | November 26, 2005 at 02:13 PM
I make great appetizers and finger food...and I am great at cleanup- those years of waitressing paid off.
Posted by: enigma4ever | November 27, 2005 at 01:18 AM
I want to be in the kitchen with res; I am sure he can put my skills to good use.
Lovely house, btw - congratulations..:-)
Posted by: grishaxxx | November 28, 2005 at 12:06 AM
Hmm...in the kitchen with grishaxxx...I heart innuendos! :)
Nice place, Blue. I hope it comes with pink flying ponies? And magical talking kittens made of candy that smells like Disney World? Because my $10,000,000 home has both of those.
Posted by: res publica | November 28, 2005 at 03:19 PM
I will bring along some caviar for the cats (do yours prefer beluga?).
Posted by: Matt | November 29, 2005 at 11:11 AM
Arrgh! I missed the invitation. I woulda turned that mother out!!!!!!!!!!
Next time...
Posted by: The Viscount | November 30, 2005 at 03:36 PM
Oh, don't worry Al -- the dinner party hasn't happened yet. I'm still picking out all my new furniture for my new townhouse.
Plus I have to get the perfect outfit and am dieting now for that...
Being the music afficiando that you are -- I'm sure you DO know what an honor it is to man the stereo!!
Posted by: blue girl | November 30, 2005 at 04:33 PM
Yamo B. There...
Posted by: The Viscount | December 01, 2005 at 01:21 PM