Today is Ratboy's, aka Grishaxxx, One Year Blogiversary! I was up all night baking the Dr. Suess cake you see there to the right. Lots of oompa loompas, devilish grins and high brow literature went into that recipe, for sure!
I mean, you just try getting 1/4 Cup Shakespeare and 3 Tablespoons Virginia Woolf together in a bowl and you'll see it just wasn't all that easy. But I, 2005 Bake-off Champion of the Internets, will not be thrown.
I even had to have the devilish grins flown in by lear jet from Venice, for heaven's sake. Anything for my Grisha.
The icing is made specifically from the gorgeous sounds a string ensemble makes when playing Vivaldi's Allegro, balanced perfectly with 14 Cups of secret sweetener from Neil Young's Sugar Mountain. I mean, I had to rock the cake just slightly. Hence its irresistible beauty.
Everyone feel free to take some cake home and then head off to Grisha's Naked Pool Party!
Everyone who's anyone is supposed to be there. I even heard Uma's showing up!
Remember! No tops allowed in the hot tub!
Happy Blogiversary, Grisha!
Keep on rockin' in the free world.