Driving home from Kelley's Island last night at approximately 10:30pm, I needed coffee pronto, so we pulled into the drivethru at McDonald's.
What do you want? My husband asked.
Medium coffee, I replied.
We'll take a medium coffee and a large coffee, two creams, two sugars.
Oh! And I need a small orange pop.
Why?! My husband shrieked.
I need something to chug before I drink my coffee!
In slow motion, my husband turned back to the speaker and ordered the small orange pop, too.
We pulled up to the window.
Here's your two coffees and orange. Do you need a drink holder?
No thanks, my husband replied.
Yes! I yelled!
I've got two drinks here! I need the holder.
You. Are. So. High. Maintenance.
Oh. My. God. What is that?!
That's a cow.
What is it doing there?!
I don't know. Why? Do you want some milk, too?!
Oh my God, it is a cow! You know, I didn't see one cow the whole time I was in New York City. Ohio is totally getting on my last nerve.
Just shut up and drink whatever it is you feel like drinking right now, ok?
I just stuck my tongue out at him, laughed and chugged my orange pop as we left that cow in the dust.