I'm not busy at work. So I'm just being a big, old, lazy Islamo-Fascist Appeaser today. Can you blame me? I don't even have the energy or will to write that love letter I've been planning to write to this guy. Swoon. Appease. Swoon. Appease.
Anyway. As I was goosetepping through the Appeasesaphere a few minutes ago, I came across Brando's On Notice Board. I saw it awhile back over at Shakespeare's Sister's place and suffered from Blogger Pop Quiz Anxiety, like I usually do, and couldn't think at that time who or what I would put On Notice. Not that there aren't things that totally and always deserve it! I just couldn't think of any at the time.
But I popped a few Prozacs and I'm happy to say I'm now feeling anxiety-free. Except for that whole we might start bombing my boyfriend soon thing.
So listen up and fly right, all you Who's and What's that I've decided to put On Notice today. Especially YOU Pancakes with Syrup!
I've also been thinking of things that I would never put On Notice. Who's and What's like...
Good stereo speakers
My cute UPS guy
Sneaking Ben & Jerry's late at night when everyone else is sleeping so I can't get caught
Matinees on rainy afternoons
My grandma's banana cream pudding
Threatening my son with his *Permanent Record*
Cute black shoes
One Absolut martini straight up with three olives (Please note that a *second* martini assumes On Notice status immediately)
Homegrown vegetables other people grow and give to me because they feel sorry for me that all of mine died a slow, horrible death before their time
The thrill of victory
My newfound, undying love for John Cusack
The bathrooms at the Michelangelo Hotel in NYC
And the terrycloth robes at the Michelangelo -- they are so NOT On Notice I can't even tell you
And finally, blue cotton candy. Cuz it's cool!
Create your own On Notice board today! Or, if you suddenly suffer from Blogger Pop Quiz Anxiety, create it sometime in the near future!
Or comment on a Who or What you would never put On Notice.
And if you don't ... I'm putting you On Notice! You know I will! Believe It Or Don't!