Ya know I hate to brag but, uh, I did win eleven straight golden gloves.
I wouldn't have brought it up but since you mentioned it.
Ha, I didn't mention it.
Well, I won them anyway.
Well, so what. I mean you played first base. I mean, they always put the worst player at first base. That's where they put me and I stunk.
Elaine. You don't know the first thing about first base.
Ha, ha well -- I know something about getting to first base. And I know you'll never be there.
The way I figure it I've already been there and I plan on rounding second tonight at around eleven o'clock.
Well, uh, I'd watch the third base coach if I were you 'cause I don't think he's waving you in. You know I hate to say this but I think we're really hitting it off. Get it? Get it?
Here's the mother of all questions. Ready? Do you think you can handle it?
What's your favorite Seinfeld line of all time? If that's just too much to consider, name some or a lot of your favorites.
Here are a few of mine...
They look like keys, George. They look just like keys.
Wood, Jerry. Wood.
I'm not driving him to the airport!
So Biff wants to be a Buff.
Ooooh, save a quarter.
I have no hand.
Cuz the murderer struck again!
Post inspired by that chucker of all chuckers, Jeddie Ningo.