Halloween as I've known it for the last 14 years has come to a halt. So, I'm sitting in the living room like a loser, dressed like a witch, live blogging Halloween! Take that, Pinko Punko!
Well, I'm kind of live blogging. I don't have Internet access downstairs, so I was just writing as the night went on...
Door bell just rang...cute kids dressed up. Little kids. Little cute kids. Sweet, little innocent non-teenager kids.
My son and his gang dressed up as "Preppies" -- They think they're so original by NOT dressing up. Are they bigger losers than me?
Yes! They are!
It's 7:00pm. Trick or Treating's been going on for an hour. I feel like no one's come to the door, my husband just said....It's been busy this year!
I've got chili simmering on the stove and Alien vs. Predator on TV.
I don't like this movie. My husband just said...
It's actually pretty good!
Doorbell hasn't rang in 5 minutes. What should I talk about?
I'm giving out Baby Ruths, Tootsie Rolls, Kissables, and Reese's Cups.
No shag candy at this house!
Nothing's going on so I'll watch Alien vs. Predator for a second...let's see if I can get into it at all....
An entire civilization went out overnight.
So the humanoids are the hunters?
They use us like cattle. This whole thing was a trap.
(Icky, gooey head sticks out of some wall.)
Stupid movie. I don't like it.
Aw. Two little six year old girls. One's a witch, one's a scarecrow. So excited! Cute! I gave them each TWO pieces of candy cuz that's the kind of person I am!
A LIBERAL liberal!
Back to the movie...
Are you crazy?
Don't arm the hunters!
We're at war! It's time to pick a side!
We have to make sure those serpents don't reach the surface!
The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
I'm bored with this movie.
I'm going to go stir the chili.
My chili is so good. Hopefully the preppies will like it when they get back. I'm sure they're getting lots of lectures from parents in the neighborhood about NOT being dressed up. GOOD!
Hope they're not toilet papering anything.
Hope the cops don't show up at my door.
Big music in the movie!
Gross monsters fighting each other!
The girl's crying!
The monster's going to get her! The monster has a mouth within a mouth!
Gross! But so fake, it's completely stupid!
Now fake monsters are blowing each other up with death ray green lasers.
I hate movies like this. Major goo everywhere.
When's Friday the 13th on?
8:00, I guess.
I actually like this movie.
It's too gooey and FAKE!
I see headlights. Ooh! It's the Fuzz! Hope they don't have my son in the backseat.
Yay, they just drove passed my driveway.
Phew! But, I'm not in the clear yet.
Off topic for a second...Did anyone see Bush giving that speech this afternoon? Can he BE anymore fake with that FAKE-O southern accent of his? Ick. Makes me feel bad for my southern relatives. Him imitating them like that. I love southern accents. Reminds me of my Grandma and her awesome cooking. She made the best pies! And banana pudding! He's a disgrace.
Preppies are back. Without a police escort. Yay!
They got a lot of candy. They showed up with two girls, dressed like twins. Cute. Red and white striped stockings and black tops. At least they tried.
Now, they're all watching Alien vs. Predator.
What do you guys think of this movie?
I'm not telling you unless I can copyright my words. Will you pay me for my opinion?
Well, we're not telling you.
Wise guys. Preppie Republican Capitalists in the making! Pshaw!
Everyone's eating candy and I've got to get them to eat real food. Cuz I'm a good witchy mom.
No police showed up at my door! Success!
The kids just went into the basement and I just turned on Curb Your Enthusiasm.
No police, Larry David, and a nice glass of Merlot, relaxing in my witch costume on the couch in front of the fire.
A successful night indeed.
Happy Halloween, everyone!