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Um. Just over here cracking myself up.
Got any good, dumb ones? We all need good, dumb ones sometimes.
Lay 'em on me.
December 07, 2006 in An Unorganized Mess | Permalink
i'm a frayed knot.
December 08, 2006 at 02:50 AM
I see you subscribe to the “World of the Easily Amused” newsletter.
As the editor of said newsletter, I would add my own Doctor! Doctor! joke but it’s a visual and therefore would lose something in the translation!
December 08, 2006 at 05:41 AM
Doctor Doctor - It hurts when I do this.
Don't do that.
Doctor Doctor - I'm so depressed, I'm feeling suicidal!
You gotta pay in advance.
I went to the doctor. He grabbed my wallet and said "Cough!"
- Rodney Dangerfield
The Viscount |
December 08, 2006 at 07:01 AM
It's not a Dr. one, but it made me think of, "I've got an eye problem... I just can't see going to work today."
December 08, 2006 at 07:39 AM
Doctor, doctor, what is it?
I'm afraid you have VD.
I'd like a second opinion.
OK, you're ugly, too!
You can't go wrong with the classics.....
December 08, 2006 at 03:26 PM
Doctor Doctor, what's wrong with me?
I'm very sorry, but you have cancer.
Oh my God.
Sorry to say that you also are suffering from alzheimers.
Oh no. Well at least I don't have cancer.
The Viscount |
December 08, 2006 at 05:28 PM
Doctor, my husband thinks he's a chicken! Can you help?
A chicken! How long has he been like this?
Two Months! Why didn't you bring him to see me sooner?
We needed the eggs.
December 08, 2006 at 07:53 PM
So a termite goes into a bar, and says,
December 17, 2006 at 04:26 PM
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December 27, 2006 at 08:40 AM
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