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mdhatter

i'm a frayed knot.

Moogirl

I see you subscribe to the “World of the Easily Amused” newsletter.

As the editor of said newsletter, I would add my own Doctor! Doctor! joke but it’s a visual and therefore would lose something in the translation!

The Viscount

Doctor Doctor - It hurts when I do this.

Don't do that.

Doctor Doctor - I'm so depressed, I'm feeling suicidal!

You gotta pay in advance.

I went to the doctor. He grabbed my wallet and said "Cough!"

- Rodney Dangerfield

Jennifer

It's not a Dr. one, but it made me think of, "I've got an eye problem... I just can't see going to work today."

roxtar

Doctor, doctor, what is it?

I'm afraid you have VD.

I'd like a second opinion.

OK, you're ugly, too!

You can't go wrong with the classics.....

The Viscount

Doctor Doctor, what's wrong with me?

I'm very sorry, but you have cancer.

Oh my God.

Sorry to say that you also are suffering from alzheimers.

Oh no. Well at least I don't have cancer.

TC

an oldie:

Doctor, my husband thinks he's a chicken! Can you help?

A chicken! How long has he been like this?

Two months.

Two Months! Why didn't you bring him to see me sooner?

We needed the eggs.

belledame222

So a termite goes into a bar, and says,

isthebartenderhere?

belledame222

So a termite goes into a bar, and says,

isthebartenderhere?

lil mp3 scrappy

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