Ha ha! Just kidding!
I have no idea who the winner of The 2006 Holiday, Yeah, We Said Holiday, Bill O'Reilly, What Are You Gonna Do About It? Bake-Off is.
But, I do want to give all of you a status report.
We're not done yet.
I know many of you are sitting on pins and needles out there, tossing and turning, unable to sleep, or perhaps dancing to The Gap Band 24/7. It's only fair you should know where everything stands.
Res emailed me an excel file last night to enter my judgments against you all. I don't normally work in excel, but I do have to say -- what a handy dandy little spreadsheet that was! It averaged everyone's scores all by itself! For example, when I entered Pinko Punko's scores...
It averaged his score perfectly and I didn't have to do anything!
Res and I are done judging you. We are now just waiting on Midniter to finish up. I'm sorry it's taken so long. So far we're two days behind last year. Not bad, Cobags. So Eat It!!11!!!!!!@@1@!!
Be on the lookout for Res to announce Teh Winner soon. I bet you can't wait! Remember what you get...
Res is going to announce it. Not me. Cuz. You know. He owns the Bake-off. Yeah, yeah. He owns it. I'm owning up to him owning it.
But, I own him.