Yeah, But What About All the Nudity and Violence? Huh?

This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:

hell (1x)

Laugh.  Out.  Loud.

Stupid blog quiz things.  What the heck are they good for, anyway?

h/t to Carin, who by the way is a conservative and her blog is Rated R!  And my liberal heathen blog is Rated G!  Take that Rightwingers!

What's your blog rated?

Comments

[Res Publica]

That has to be the worst rater ever. My dirty effin' blog was rated PG (for "vagina" 1x).

My blog is X-RATED!!! Whatevah! I do what I want!!

[blue girl]

I wondered what yours would be, Res! If you're PG, then I'm like G minus infinity.

:)

[Jon Swift]

I have always studiously avoided naughty language in order to preserve my future viability as a campaign webmaster. Imagine my surprise when I discovered my blog is rated NC-17!

death (6x) bastard (5x) gay (4x) dick (3x) crack (2x) shoot (1x)

I am now going to have to ban myself from reading my own blog.

[blue girl]

Hey Jon Swift, no one truly understands you. Not even the blog quizzes.

LOL.

[billy pilgrim]

I got an R for 3 hells, two fucks and a crap.

I'm gonna use that as an expletive from now on:

"Oh, 3 hells, 2 fucks and a crap!"

or

"I don't give 3 hells, two fucks and a crap!"

[Brando]

Not surprisingly, NC-17. The culprits:

sex x6
ass x4
orgasm x3
drugs x2
crap x1

What can I say, I learned all that stuff in Catholic school.

[Adorable Girlfriend]

I know Res. AG did this yesterday and was like, 'When did gay porn become PG'?

Then AG remembered Mark Foley and blogged away snickering.

[Snag]

What the fuck? I'm only a PG-13.

[Jennifer]

Snag, my thoughts exactly. WTF??? I'm only PG!!! 2 *shitty* and 1 *death*.

Death??? WTF???

Apparently crap and ass gets you nothing. Apparently I also edit more than I realized while typing. I know my mind has been cursing a blue streak.

[billy pilgrim]

Yeah, see when you've got a foul mouth like me and don't edit, it works much better.

See, Snag only says Fuck on other people's comments. The thing doesn't rate comments.

Gay porn is so last century. Everybody except the government and certain religious cults accept it nowadays.

As if an R rating keeps the little savages out anyway.

[Brando]

Yes, Jennifer, but your box office prospects are much better than mine. I'm going to have a hard time finding a distributor unless I make some cuts!

[Jennifer]

"See, Snag only says Fuck on other people's comments."

He's so passive/aggressive!

[shayera]

The results vary from day to day. 'Cause when I first did it, I was NC-17. Which is totally what I put on my page. But now if I do it again, I get an R rating. Which is totally bogus! I'm aiming for the elusive X rating.

[Snag]

Me, passive-aggressive? You don't know the half of it. If I could post some hot llama-on-llama action in comments, I would.

[Chuckles]

Ok this is odd. My blog is rated W? What is that?

Oh, I see. Check this out:
giant x127
humungous x98
epic x5
enormous x67
ginormous x35
wang x1,454,729

Well, then.

[Adorable Girlfriend]

Snag is begging for it. Begging for it!!

[Adorable Girlfriend]

You've been tagged at RoD, BG!

[Almost Canadian]

Sure your blog is rated "G" but your comments should be XXX!

"I don't give 3 hells, two fucks and a crap!" LOL!

[Eric A Hopp]

Blue Girl: I saw your test here, and thought I would try it on my own blog Oh Well: A Commentary. I usually avoid all the main cuss words that can be found on a lot of other blogs, so I was guessing a PG, or even an R rating. I got an NC-17 rating for dead (8x), pissed (4x), bitch (3x), ass (2x), and suck (1x). I didn't know I was such a potty-mouth here! What an amusing test.