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Aw shucks - Bossy is plum out of $60. Come to think of it she's also plum out of plums...

blue girl

We take credit cards.


But which one is BG and which one is Res??

Although it's hard to top Roger Corman in B-badness, I'm going to have to stick with Russ Meyer and "Faster, Pussycat. Kill! Kill!"

blue girl

Can you believe Res got top billing? I'm trying to get my agent on the phone NOW! I will not tolerate such disrespect!


I hope AG is your agent.

billy pilgrim

Being released as an MST3K special by Rhino Video!

I'll only buy if Neddie does the music.

billy pilgrim

....and I am banned from the theater.

blue girl

Show me the money!

Res Publica

This is the best idea Blue has ever had. Our crime spree was DA BIZZOMB!! And yeah, I actually look exactly like that. And i'm wearing that outfit right now!

Res Publica

Also, big LOL @ "one of a kind jpgs"!

Dan Leo

I'm gonna start saving my allowance money right now.


Hey BG- word is Dan "the hater" Leo will be baking madeleines for the holiday bake-off. There could be new competition in the hood!

blue girl

Dan Leo hates holiday bake-offs!

Almost Canadian

Hey, isn't the third motorcycle Neddie Jingo on his Triumph?


But that's why I'm expecting an entry of hate-filled goodies!!!


And... BP is NOT BANNED from the bake-off either. He MUST BAKE!

blue girl

That *is* Jeddie Ningo. He came along on our crime spree. It was fun!

Yes, bp MUST BAKE! But, he's *banned* from winning!

There you go, bp. That's how you're gonna get your dream to come true.

billy pilgrim

every time I look at that poster, I hear Joel and the bots singing "Wild Rebels"

Joel: We'll be right back after this important message.

Tom (whispered): Let's go. Okay. Got the box. Ready? Cue.

Joel: Hey kids! (Bassline from movie begins)

All (singing):
They're Wild Rebels,
crunchy, fruity rebels.
Pouring milk on them
is like shooting off a gun.

Joel (spoken): Wild Rebels cereal, the nutritous cereal that's like getting hit on the back of the head with a surfboard of flavor!

Tom: Look, marshmallow Pinkos!

Crow: Sugary Blues!

Joel: I got tangy, twangy AGs!

Tom: Crrrunchy Oat-Publicas!

Crow: And Jeeters, too! Die Jeeter, die! (bassline stops)

Magic Voice: Kids? What are you doing in there?

All (innocently): Having a good breakfast, Mom! (bassline begins again)

Crow: Pour on the milk!

Tom: One, two, one two three four.

All (singing):
Wild Rebels,
punchy, crunchy rebels,
don't bust your teeth on
something sweet and hard!

Joel (spoken): Wild Rebels cereal, part of a complete breakfast.

Crow: Hey! There's a cheap surprise inside!

Joel: I got a gun!

Tom: I got a sawed off pool cue with a leather strap!

Crow: I got a chunk of hose filled with lead shot!

Tom: All right, let's take it home!

All (singing):
They won't get soft or squishy,
better eat 'em or your a sissy,
just pound 'em down, you stupid clown,
they're Wiiiiild!

I think Blugrrl is the one that looks like a fire hydrant.

blue girl

Great! Now I'm never going to get that song out of my head.

Wild Rebels. Wild, wild, wild, wild rebels, da na na na, ba dum, ba duh bum!

At least it replaced Eddie Murphy's "My Girl Wants to Party All the Time" that I saw somehwere a few days ago. Phew. That one was tough.

If the fire hydrant is the blond with the great cheekbones and the awesome shades...then yeah! I'm the fire hydrant.

Dan Leo

It's true that I'm not a baker, but I do enjoy baked goods.

And getting baked.

But I've cut a deal with Jennifer that I, a notorious tea-brewer, will provide tea for the bake-off. And now for your listening pleasure another song from the very talented artist formerly known as Cat Stevens (with a special hat-tip to Mr Ricky Gervais):

Bring tea for the Tillerman
Steak for the son
Wine for the woman who made the rain come
Seagulls sing your hearts away
'Cause while the sinners sin, the children play

Oh Lord how they play and play
For that happy day, for that happy day


BG- I'm not sure there was enough hate in DL's last comment. It was almost bordering on... happy!

I can't wait to get freshly brewed tea in the mail! :)

billy pilgrim

DL beat me to the 'baked' joke.

Slow reflexes.

blue girl

Wonder what's causing those slow reflexes, huh?

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