Malted Milk Balls, Milky Ways, Snickers, Milk Duds, Almond Joys and Take 5's. Thought of Jennifer, so I also picked up Sour Nerds, Pez, some Tootsie Pops and individually wrapped gumballs. Okay, the gumballs were shag, but not too bad.
Not half as bad as when I came downstairs and saw the horrified little angel face of a four year old with pigtails and white feathered wings, staring up at my son who was offering her a platter of cubed swiss cheese and pepperoni slices.
I knocked him out of the way and told her she could take whatever she wanted.
She chose a Take 5.
I told her to take two, and a shag gumball.