Driving earlier, I was in a beboppy mood. Oh, what a beautiful morning ... oh, what a beautiful day!
I hit the brakes. Too late. He passed me and turned around. Heard the whup whup! Saw the flashing lights.
Knowing I was guilty, I got my license and insurance card ready.
“You were going 52 in a 35.”
“Sorry.” I handed him my stuff.
“It is?!” Panicky, I found another insurance card.
“This one’s expired, too.”
“Oh my God!”
“Oh, nevermind. Wait here.”
Minutes later, “You get a warning. Just slow down.”
Oh, what a beautiful morning!