Keep, Toss or Donate, Part Two

Found a bunch of these just now.

I bought them for a dinner party I threw the Saturday before the 2004 election. I invited a bunch of liberal friends of ours over so that we could moan and whine and complain and analyze and discuss and debate what would happen if the worst came to be the following Tuesday. On the invitations I called it my Democratic Party.

Get it?

These cute little things I just found are weights you hang from the edges of a tablecloth so that it remains nice and neat during your gathering.


God forbid your tablecloth wrinkles in any way!

Well, the worst did come to be on that most unfortunate, dastardly Tuesday following my Democratic Party. And the rest is history.

But are my little jeweled weights? Nope. Keepin' 'em.

Comments

[ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©]

Yay!

[Larry Jones]

These seem to me to be the kind of thing one finds in a mansion. Just sayin'.

[Kathleen Maher]

You throw dinner parties? I can scarcely manage attending one, consequently I'm rarely invited. But am I liberal? Mos def.