Dreary day yesterday. Cold and gray. The Skimmer and I were tired, and spent the day bribing each other, exchanging barbs.
“I’ll give you a million dollars if you get me two pretzels.”
He doesn’t have a million dollars. He was totally making that up.
“You can’t get everything you want every time you want it.”
“I never get anything I want. Ever.”
Oh my God! I had just given him two pretzels a few hours earlier.
He dragged himself to the store in the afternoon and came home with my favorite ice cream.
“Aw, thank you.”
“You owe me.”
“I’ll give you a million dollars if you get me two pretzels.”
He doesn’t have a million dollars. He was totally making that up.
“You can’t get everything you want every time you want it.”
“I never get anything I want. Ever.”
Oh my God! I had just given him two pretzels a few hours earlier.
He dragged himself to the store in the afternoon and came home with my favorite ice cream.
“Aw, thank you.”
“You owe me.”
What's worse: holding a bee, or beholden?
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Posted by: ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© | January 07, 2013 at 03:19 PM
“I never get anything I want. Ever.”
I never do either. I FEEL his PAIN.
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | January 07, 2013 at 03:29 PM
Here, here's two pretzels for you.
Posted by: blue girl | January 07, 2013 at 03:44 PM
if you're gonna beholden a bee, you best bee careful.
Posted by: blue girl | January 07, 2013 at 03:45 PM
oh my God! WHERE have I been, BG. I click and check, click and check, you're NOT there. And then you are and I'm laughing. Missed you. Happy, happy and may you always bring Him pretzels.
Posted by: brenda cullerton | January 07, 2013 at 07:58 PM
Thank you so much for clicking over, brenda! And it cracks me up how you capitalized "Him." :)
Posted by: blue girl | January 07, 2013 at 08:58 PM