Tried to place an order on a pizza website. Large, chicken, black olives. Clicked to pay then wanted to know how many slices were in a large. I like to eat pizza for breakfast! So maybe I needed an extra large for extra. Navigating through their endless promo pages, couldn’t find the info. Called. It was that important. Had to wait through a pre-recorded, two minute football promo then when she finally answered she read through the promo again in a disinterested monotone. Finally, I could ask my question.
“Hi, how many slices are in a large?”
“A large what?”
“Hi, how many slices are in a large?”
“A large what?”
Submarine!
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Posted by: ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© | January 28, 2013 at 12:18 AM
Once you can order online... calling seems... painful! My inner-hermit grows in strength every day.
Posted by: Jennifer | January 28, 2013 at 11:02 AM
My inner-hermit grows in strength every day.
Same here!
Posted by: blue girl | January 28, 2013 at 10:22 PM