First Salesman:
“He’d like to look at 3-piece suits.”
“Good luck with that.”
We Switched Salesman:
After finding a 3-piece suit, blue kid paid with a gift card, then wanted cedar coat hangers.
“We’ll use the remainder on the card.”
“There’s not that much left.”
I checked the receipt for the suit. There was $50 left.
“There’s enough.”
“It’s not that much.”
“Please. Use the card.”
Salesman Three: Alterations
“You can probably pick it up on the 24th.
I just called to confirm.
“It’ll probably be ready the 24th.”
“Can you check?”
“I don’t have to. It’ll probably be ready.”
“He’d like to look at 3-piece suits.”
“Good luck with that.”
We Switched Salesman:
After finding a 3-piece suit, blue kid paid with a gift card, then wanted cedar coat hangers.
“We’ll use the remainder on the card.”
“There’s not that much left.”
I checked the receipt for the suit. There was $50 left.
“There’s enough.”
“It’s not that much.”
“Please. Use the card.”
Salesman Three: Alterations
“You can probably pick it up on the 24th.
I just called to confirm.
“It’ll probably be ready the 24th.”
“Can you check?”
“I don’t have to. It’ll probably be ready.”
Salesman Three: Alterations
"I'm sorry, but you have to want to change, or it won't work."
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Posted by: ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© | January 20, 2013 at 05:29 PM
Awesome. Blue Kid would appreciate that.
Posted by: blue girl | January 20, 2013 at 07:14 PM
Were the ears extra?
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | January 20, 2013 at 09:29 PM
And my children wonder why my most often used word these days seems to be A**HOLE! I don't even have to say it, they can tell I'm thinking it by my one raised eyebrow and half-staff eyelids...
Posted by: Jennifer | January 21, 2013 at 10:03 AM
LOLOLOL... and oh how i love 'good luck with that!'
Posted by: brenda cullerton | January 21, 2013 at 04:06 PM
Dealing with the store has been a TRIP! The "good luck with that" guy was one tough cookie. I had to pull info out of him iota by iota.
But then all of the other things have been surreal. Like we're dealing with the Suit Store in Space. Everyone floating around, making weird comments about the money and when we can pick it up.
Like buying a suit in The Twilight Zone!
Posted by: blue girl | January 21, 2013 at 08:28 PM