Got my hair done earlier today by my 24-year-old bombshell hairstylist. Always slightly tan, she has cat eyes, a gorgeous, sexy smile, a teeny tiny frame, and extensions -- long, wild, black hair teased up in the back that flows down to the middle of her back.
“They don’t look like extensions, they look totally natural!”
She flung her hair from side to side and said deviously, “Nope, not natural. Super natural! I love my extensions. Love them. They give me super-powers. When I have them in I can run faster, jump higher, get cheaper drinks, and hotter guys.”