Meme Thief
Stole this meme from Jennifer. As you will see below, I'm doin' nuthin' tonight, so why not?
What is your favorite thing to wear? Jeans, black boots, black sweater. Would have said a black turtleneck a few days ago, but blue kid told me that turtlenecks died years ago and that I need to get a fashion sense. And unless I'm totally out of it, wearing a "sweater" is still not too embarrassing.
Last meal you had at a restaurant: Penne pasta with shrimp and lobster. Sounds good but it wasn't all that great. The bread and butter beforehand was better.
Name one thing that scares you: Lately, the unknown's been doing a heckuva job, Brownie.
Who was the last person in your bed? The Skimmer
What were you doing at 7:00am? Proofreeding
Last person you hugged? My mom
Does anyone you know want to date you? Rod Stewart. He noticed all my gushing over him the last few days and emailed to say that Rachel Hunter ain't got nothin' on me. He said, "Wanna Steal Away?" And I was like, "Uh, ok...Rod."
When was your last encounter with the police? When Blue Kid had his first fender bender in the grocery store parking lot on Saturday morning. And the policeman told BK and the girl, "This is private property. No fault area. Looks like neither of you were at fault more than the other." And the girl said, "My boyfriend's a cop!"
So, The Skimmer and I are both thinking, Great! If we don't pony up some money for her dumb little Mitsubishi scratches, her boyfriend's going to harass BK while he's driving around town.
Have you ever driven without a license? I don't remember. Knowing me, though? Probably.
What time of the day is it? Early evening.
Who/What made you angry today? Didn't really get angry today. Not even with him. Just sort of annoyed, aggravated and worried.
Do you want anyone? Yep.
Do you like birds? Yes. Except for when they are mean.
Do you download music? Oh my God, no! Who on earth would waste precious time and money on such shenanigans?
Do you care if your socks are dirty? I guess I sort of care, but I'm not obsessed with it.
Opinion of Chinese symbol tattoos? I'm not really an any kind of symbol tattoo kind of girl
What are you doing tonight? Nuthin' except for stealing memes.
Do you like to cuddle? For like a second. Then I feel constricted and encumbered.
Do you love anyone? Yeah, Geez. Just because I don't really like to cuddle doesn't mean I'm a total hater.
Whose bed did you sleep in last night? I slept on the couch.
Have you ever bungee jumped? Nope. Never will either.
Have you ever gone whitewater rafting? Yes. With my old boyfriend years and years ago. He could be a jerk. I should have knocked him into the water.
Has anyone ten years older than you ever hit on you? Yes. He was probably more than 10 years older than me. I'm guessing I was 32 and he was in his early 50s. Funny story. At least I think it is. My old boss and I went to a meeting. Our biggest client. Their building was being renovated and they had trailers pulled up and attached to their building somehow as temporary office space. We were in the "conference room" of one of the trailers and as the meeting was wrapping up, I was standing there with my boss, the president of the company and three or four other guys. In the middle of the small talk, the president of the company leaned in, looked at me and said, "You have the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen." Without missing a beat my boss said, "Never trust a guy who talks to you like that in a trailer."
I miss my old boss. He made me laugh every day for 10 years.
How many pets do you have? Six. Three cats: Woody, Lego and Jack. Two guinea pigs: Scruffy and Charlie Brown. And one turtle: Squirtle
Have you met a real redneck? Hell, yeah! My family's filled with 'em.
How is the weather right now? It's a really pretty fall evening. Cool and crisp, sweater weather. (Not turtleneck weather! Turtleneck weather is for losers!)
What are you listening to right now? David Bowie's Oh! You Pretty Things.
What was the last movie you watched? I hate to say it, but Waitress for the upteenth time.
Do you wear contacts? Nope.
Where was the last place you went besides your house? My mom's house, for lunch.
What are you wearing? Red pajama bottom shorts and an old, faded light blue sweatshirt. Might be a tad more loser-ish than wearing a turtleneck.
What's one thing you've learned this year? To do what's good for me.
What do you usually order from Starbucks? A Vanilla Latte. If I'm in a certain mood, I'll say "Grande." If I'm in another certain mood, I'll say "Medium."
Ever had someone sing to you? Yes! And it's one of my favorite memories. When I was in college I was leaving a keg party. As I walked up the sidewalk, a group of guys (my good friends) were all hanging out an upstairs window of that raggedy old house singing this to me as I walked away because they knew how much I loved that song.
Staring at the full moon
like a lover...
Sigh. Wasn't that the sweetest thing ever for a bunch of drunk guys to do?
Have you ever fired a gun? Yes. And get this. I was in Kentucky when I did it.
Are you missing someone? Yep.
Favorite TV show? TV is so disappointing to me anymore. But, if I had to choose I would say, "Dexter." Nothing like a serial killer discovering his heart.
What do you have an obsession with? Right now, I really don't have any obsessions or even passions. And like TV, it's a little disappointing.
Has anyone ever said you looked like a celeb? BOSSY thought I looked like Diane Lane. My friend told me once that I looked like Drew Barrymore in Riding in Cars with Boys. People in high school told me my boyfriend and I looked like Joanie and Chachi. My uncle said once that I looked like Barbie Benton. That was a little creepy.
Who would you like to see right now? Right this second? Ed McMahon at my door with one of those huge checks. And it wouldn't even matter that I was dressed like a loser. I'd be rich! People would just think I'm eccentric.
There she goes. That eccentric rich woman. In her turtleneck.
Ever had a near death experience? Nope.
Are you afraid of falling in love? Not when I did.
Have you ever been caught doing something you weren't supposed to? Yep.
Has anyone you were really close to passed away recently? No.
What's something that really bugs you? People who boss me around, constantly telling me what to do like they know everything! That and mean birds. And dirty socks. Sometimes.
Taco Bell or Burger King? Whoppers, baby.
Next time you will kiss someone? Friday at 7pmish.
Favorite baseball team? Cleveland Indians. From the mid to late 90s.
Ever call a 1-900 phone number? No. But, I always kind of wanted to.
Nipple or Nose rings? Ew, pain, no. Belly button rings can be cute, though.
What's the longest time you've gone without sleep? I have no idea.
Last time you went bowling? Eight years ago, on BK's eighth birthday.
Where is the weirdest place you have slept? Outside, in a tent, in the freezing cold rain during that stupid white water rafting trip years ago.
Who did you last speak with on the phone? My mom
What does your last received text message say? Awrite already mom
What's the closest orange object to you? Mark Kurlansky's 1968. It's sort of yellowish goldy orange. Close enough.
Now. You are welcome to steal this meme. Tell us. What are you wearing right now? A bunch of drunk guys ever sing to you? How do you feel about dirty socks? Inquiring minds want to know.
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