If it's cheesecake Lance Mannion wants, then it's cheesecake Lance Mannion's gonna get. Who am I to judge his shallow marketing ideas to help increase girl blog traffic? I'm easy. I'll play along.
And no jello talk here either, 'cuz we're not focusing on my thighs. We're gonna focus on my new haircut. Well, actually I just got my bangs cut. While studying my face in the mirror since my birthday, I figured it was time for either bangs or botox. And not being one to pay others to inflict pain on me -- well, not most of the time anyway, if you catch my drift -- I opted for the bangs.
And since google-searching Carol Alt, I've discovered we have more in common that just our hairstyle. According to askmen.com:
"She has thrived and remains relevant."
She, to the world at large. Me, to the little world all my own.
"You will no longer find her clad in a bikini and draped all over a palm tree."
Whew! Me neither. Glad those days are over. That used to hurt like the dickens!
"An older, experienced woman can be so damn attractive."
Yes, the older women get, the more they say this sort of thing to themselves. And if you squint, it is very true.
"I never thought I was the most beautiful or the most sexy woman, but I was a hard worker."
Carol Alt said this, when asked about the secret of her success. That's the exact same answer I would give if I was being interviewed.
The similarities are uncanny!
I showed my husband Alt's photo and told him how my friend said my new look and her look is quite the same.
He said, "you just keep tellin' yourself that, Moonbeam."
At which time I quickly replied, "Well, it's better to have a hairstyle like Carol Alt, than Telly Savalis!"
Do you think Carol Alt is that witty? I highly doubt it.
To see some sexy shots of Alt with and without my new hairstyle, go here.
Sorry guys, I just had to crop the photo.
I just couldn't go all the way.