The Skimmer, Blue Kid and I are in New York City. We got here Wednesday and will leave Sunday. We're having a fabulous time.
Jeddie Ningo was in town today and he met us at our hotel and the four of us walked several blocks and found a pub to get a little lunch.
I ordered a corned beef sandwich with fries. I ate every one of my fries but only took one bite of my sandwich. The corned beef wasn't very good. Jeddie noticed that I had really only taken a bite of the tomato that was on my sandwich and said no wonder I didn't like the corned beef since it tasted like tomato.
After lunch, The Skimmer decided to go back to the hotel and Jeddie wanted to take me and Blue Kid to see Tin Pan Alley.
We were crossing the street somewhere around 7th and 47th Street when Jeddie all of a sudden became very excited.
He said, "Man! That was the most beautiful woman I have ever seen!"
"Where?"
"Her! The one with the long red hair!"
I just laughed and we kept walking. We walked and talked for a few more minutes, while Blue Kid followed close behind listening to music on his i-Pod. Jeddie started getting nervous that he might miss his ride back to the airport, so we decided to walk back to Columbus Circle, where his shuttle was waiting.
The Skimmer called and said he'd meet us at the corner of 7th and Central Park South with the bags Jeddie had left in our room.
We met The Skimmer and the four of us walked to Columbus Circle and we said goodbye to Jeddie. Blue Kid wanted to go to Greenwich Village, so we jumped into a cab and headed back down 7th Avenue.
All of a sudden The Skimmer became very excited.
He said, "Whoa! Will you look at that!"
"What?"
"Her!"
I turned around and looked out the back window and saw a very tall, svelte brunette wearing a tight white dress with a wide black belt and black high heels.
"Yeah, she's ok. Maybe a little too tall."
"She was like a breath of fresh air!"
"What am I? Chopped liver?! Geez Louise!"
"Nooooo. You're like a filet mignone." (Pronounced Filet Mig-No-Knee)
"Good answer, Mister!"
We got down to the Village and walked around for a bit. We came upon a little pet store with Pug puppies in the window. I thought about Pinko Punko and figured those little guys could never be full frito. They were all sound asleep, cuddled up on one another. The Skimmer was standing to my right when a gorgeous blonde came walking out of the store. I looked over at The Skimmer who looked at the blonde then at me and raised his eyebrows up and down a few times quickly.
"Oh, man!"
"What?!"
"I'm going in the pet store."
"Why?"
"I'm going to get into one of the cages with the other dogs!"
"Ruff! Ruff! Filet Mignone."
And then I punched him.
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