Last night The Skimmer said, “Got my colonoscopy appointment.”
“When?”
“October 1st.”
“Nuh-uh.”
“What?”
“C’mon!”
“What?!”
“Uh, the day before is our 20th ... wedding ... anniversary! The day before’s supposed to be the worst part.”
He’s laughing.
“What are you laughing at?”
“Getting a colonoscopy seems fitting then.”
“Shut up! Yeah, cuz I’ve been nothing but a pain in your ass for 20 years? Also. Thanks for remembering our anniversary!”
Now, I’m laughing.
“You said it, I didn’t. Anyway, you should be glad.”
“What?”
“It’s not like I hear the word colonoscopy and immediately think my marriage!”
“Well, I did. Heh.”
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