The Skimmer and I just took a break from working and Christmasing and sat down at the kitchen table with Jennifer's pretty green cookie box between us.
You wanna try some?
Sure.
Let me get some milk.
Mmmm... These are great.
God, yeah. They're awesome! Look at these!
They're art!
I know!
How'd you win last year?
Shut up!
I mean it, how'd you win?
Cuz everyone likes my bon-bons. I got the best bon-bons on the Internets.
Was Jennifer in the contest last year?
Why?
Cuz you couldn't have won if she was in it.
Shut. Up!
Oh my God, these are good.
They're her great grandma's recipe.
I need coffee.
I'll make some.
Man, these are really good. No wonder Res thinks you cheated. You didn't deserve to win at all!
Shut up! Mine glowed in the dark!
Never underestimate a tough German cookie. Just ask my husband. :)
Posted by: Great Grandma H | December 20, 2006 at 03:05 PM
Jeez, talk about the appearance of impropriety. Don't you even want to pretend to be impartial? I'm calling for an investigation into Blue Girl's culture of corruption.
Posted by: Larry Jones | December 20, 2006 at 04:00 PM
Guess what, Larry? *I'm the Decider* and I've decided... No Investigation!
And I will be staying on for the rest of my term because I'm doing a heck of a job.
So there.
It's pretty unanimous in this house that Jennifer's cookies were/are yummyscrummylicious!
Posted by: blue girl | December 20, 2006 at 04:32 PM
But what about her Spritz? There is NO WAY that Jennifer won the Spritz off.
Posted by: Pinko Punko | December 20, 2006 at 04:47 PM
FYI- Res has received his package of fabulousness... packed to the hilt by moi and my better half. He said the Limited Edition Bill O'Reilly Cookie arrived intact. There was a crack in the head... but then I think that makes it more realistic, don't you?
I'm now thinking I'd like to make a throne cookie with Cherub Pinko accouterments...
Posted by: Jennifer | December 20, 2006 at 05:11 PM
There was a crack in the head... but then I think that makes it more realistic, don't you?
LOL! How wonderfully appropriate!
Posted by: Michael Bains | December 20, 2006 at 09:15 PM
But what about her Spritz? There is NO WAY that Jennifer won the Spritz off.
We are still evaluating that situation, and will not comment on an ongoing investigation.
Posted by: Res Publica | December 21, 2006 at 01:13 AM
This has been a RoD Mouth™ investigation. Upon mastication of your case, we will digest all possibilities.
Posted by: Pinko Punko | December 21, 2006 at 06:25 AM
Res, I swear I heart you in a way that I could never heart UC!
Posted by: Adorable Girlfriend | December 21, 2006 at 11:25 AM
This has been a RoD Mouth™ investigation. Upon mastication of your case, we will digest all possibilities.
What does that mean? I have no idea what that means.
Please do confuse The Queen, or you will be thrashed.
Posted by: blue girl | December 21, 2006 at 11:38 AM