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What did the duck say to the cashier when he was buying Chapstick?
Put it on my bill.
Did I just provide you with a truly pure comedic moment?
You know I did. So write about me! And how purely comedic I am and how this experience changed your life. (You can wait till you're able to pick yourself up off the floor and wipe those tears away.)
Newcritics is holding a Comedy Blog-a-thon November 6 - 11. After you've posted your tribute to my hilarity on your own blog, send a link to your post to the one and only M.A. Peel at josquin21@aol.com. You'll be included in the Blog-a-thon and of course, I will then gain a wider readership. Which is the whole point of the Blog-a-thon anyway.
Well, not really.
And you don't have to write about I am somehow involved in your pure, most satisfying comedic moment. You can write about your own.
I was just kidding!
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UPDATE:
I fear that I may have been too much of a Swooper yesterday and didn't make the point of my post here very clear.
Although I wouldn't complain in the least if you took the time to write a Tribute to Blue Girl, you might also want to consider writing a post about your most satisfying comedic moment ever so that you can be a part of the newcritics comedy blogathon. Post your post on your blog whenever the mood strikes, but make sure you email a link to MA Peel at josquin21@aol.com so that she can include your post in the blogathon.
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Later, fellow Swoopers!
Horse walks into a bar... bartender says, "Why the Long Face?"
Posted by: BOSSY | October 23, 2007 at 10:16 AM
A grasshopper walks into a bar... bartender says, "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper responds, "You have a drink named, Steve?"
:) Sorry... Bossy started it.
Posted by: Jennifer | October 23, 2007 at 10:37 AM
oh you guys just kill me!!
check out right wing facebook to see what people are trying to do to kill YOU!
Posted by: almostinfamous | October 23, 2007 at 02:02 PM
Out, out, out damn spot!
I didn't know that Shakespeare had a dog.
Posted by: catherine | October 23, 2007 at 02:13 PM
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"
Posted by: Snag | October 23, 2007 at 03:55 PM
I love that one Snag!
How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It.
What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.
Posted by: blue girl | October 23, 2007 at 04:02 PM
What do you call two men hanging on the wall? Curt and Rod!
How about a man in a pile of leaves?
Rustle!
Don't even get me started on the books and who wrote them...
"Beware the Tiger" by Claude Balls
Posted by: Jennifer | October 23, 2007 at 05:25 PM
Don't even get me started on the books and who wrote them...
"Yellow River" by I. P. Daley.
Posted by: Johnny Pez | October 23, 2007 at 06:30 PM
"Rusty Bedsprings" by I. P. Nightly! :)
"Beneath the Bleachers" by Seymour Hiny.
I'm 10...
Posted by: Jennifer | October 23, 2007 at 06:33 PM
Oh!
"Crossing the River" by Willie Maykit. Illustrated by Betty Wont.
Posted by: Jennifer | October 23, 2007 at 06:34 PM
"How to Please a Woman" by Wilma Fingadoo
CAN'T. STOP.!!!!
Sorry BG....
Posted by: Jennifer | October 23, 2007 at 06:35 PM
You forgot the name jokes like:
What do you call a woman with one leg cut off at the knee?
Ilene
A man with both legs off at the knees?
Neal
A man with no legs or arms in a swimming pool?
Bob
Posted by: Oswegan | October 23, 2007 at 08:52 PM
Oswegan- that's what those were! My Curt and Rod joke was a name joke. I couldn't remember.
Posted by: Jennifer | October 23, 2007 at 09:35 PM
A termite walks into a bar, he says, "is the bartender here?"
[rimshot]
Posted by: mdhatter | October 24, 2007 at 02:03 AM
What do you call a woman with one leg cut off at the knee?
Ilene
What do you say when you pick her up hitchiking?
hop in!!
I toowas in third grade once
Posted by: mdhatter | October 24, 2007 at 02:05 AM
How many licks does it take to get to the center of ...
Oh... wait..
I got nuthin'.
Good Luck!!!
Posted by: Michael Bains | October 24, 2007 at 10:53 AM
I don't get this trackback tomfoolery. How come it didn't know that I had posted here?
Posted by: Jeremy | October 24, 2007 at 11:21 AM
OK now I'm all stocked up on stupid jokes for my kids.
Thanks,
~Oswegan
Posted by: Oswegan | October 24, 2007 at 03:24 PM
I'm not good at jokes, except that I'm a terrific butt for 'em.
Posted by: Kathleen Maher | October 24, 2007 at 11:03 PM
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink ... bartender says "for you, no charge"
Posted by: Bob | October 27, 2007 at 10:18 PM