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BOSSY

Horse walks into a bar... bartender says, "Why the Long Face?"

Jennifer

A grasshopper walks into a bar... bartender says, "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper responds, "You have a drink named, Steve?"

:) Sorry... Bossy started it.

almostinfamous

oh you guys just kill me!!

check out right wing facebook to see what people are trying to do to kill YOU!

catherine

Out, out, out damn spot!

I didn't know that Shakespeare had a dog.

Snag

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"

blue girl

I love that one Snag!

How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It.

What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.

Jennifer

What do you call two men hanging on the wall? Curt and Rod!

How about a man in a pile of leaves?
Rustle!

Don't even get me started on the books and who wrote them...

"Beware the Tiger" by Claude Balls

Johnny Pez

Don't even get me started on the books and who wrote them...

"Yellow River" by I. P. Daley.

Jennifer

"Rusty Bedsprings" by I. P. Nightly! :)

"Beneath the Bleachers" by Seymour Hiny.

I'm 10...

Jennifer

Oh!

"Crossing the River" by Willie Maykit. Illustrated by Betty Wont.

Jennifer

"How to Please a Woman" by Wilma Fingadoo

CAN'T. STOP.!!!!

Sorry BG....

Oswegan

You forgot the name jokes like:

What do you call a woman with one leg cut off at the knee?

Ilene

A man with both legs off at the knees?

Neal

A man with no legs or arms in a swimming pool?

Bob

Jennifer

Oswegan- that's what those were! My Curt and Rod joke was a name joke. I couldn't remember.

mdhatter

A termite walks into a bar, he says, "is the bartender here?"

[rimshot]

mdhatter

What do you call a woman with one leg cut off at the knee?

Ilene

What do you say when you pick her up hitchiking?

hop in!!

I toowas in third grade once

Michael Bains

How many licks does it take to get to the center of ...

Oh... wait..

I got nuthin'.

Good Luck!!!

Jeremy

I don't get this trackback tomfoolery. How come it didn't know that I had posted here?

Oswegan

OK now I'm all stocked up on stupid jokes for my kids.

Thanks,

~Oswegan

Kathleen Maher

I'm not good at jokes, except that I'm a terrific butt for 'em.

Bob

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink ... bartender says "for you, no charge"

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