Blue Girl has just offered her own thoughts on whether she thinks the men are attacking her because she is an expert at bribery:
"I don't think they're piling on because I'm the Queen of Cheating. I think they're piling on because I have won in the past, I am winning now and I will win in the future. I am inevitable." Blue Girl told reporters after withdrawing huge sums of cash from her bank account.
"I anticipate it's going to get even hotter, and if you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen. I've very much at home in the kitchen," she said.
This comes in response to OfficerGleason's and Von's assertion in a comment thread yesterday that she was complaining that male competitors were "picking" on her when she yesterday described Bake-off shenanigans as a "losers" club for everyone else but her.
Stay tuned for a longer post on whether Blue Girl "has in the past and will continue to play the bribery card" or not.
This arrived this morning, BG... any ideas where it might have come from?
Posted by: Jennifer | December 07, 2007 at 09:23 AM
What I want to know is, is Blue Girl baking cookies because she really wants to bake cookies, or because the polls say that's what a Cookie Queen should be doing?
Posted by: Brando | December 07, 2007 at 01:31 PM
Gads, next thing you know, BG is going to be singing Tammy Wynette songs...
Posted by: Jennifer | December 07, 2007 at 02:01 PM
BG is so calculating.
Posted by: Kathleen | December 07, 2007 at 02:12 PM
I love how the bake-off has sunk to the level of the Primaries
Posted by: Res Publica | December 07, 2007 at 02:35 PM
I heard that BG has wanted to be the Cookie Queen since kindergarten!!
Posted by: Kathleen | December 07, 2007 at 02:49 PM
i once heard BG sigh.
Heavily.
Plus, she thinks that she was the inspiration for the song Ripples
AND she claims to have invented the highway.
Posted by: billy pilgrim | December 07, 2007 at 02:57 PM
I love how the bake-off has sunk to the level of the Primaries
Yeah .... but does that make me Iowa?
Posted by: The Uncanny Canadian | December 07, 2007 at 04:02 PM
UC- does that make me New Hampshire?
Posted by: Jennifer | December 07, 2007 at 04:24 PM
Also, what about Blue Girl's use of LOL? The way she types it seems so forced and calculated, like she's trying to forget that she is a power-hungry cookie maker who lives in a gingerbread mansion.
Posted by: Brando | December 07, 2007 at 06:14 PM
she is a power-hungry cookie maker who lives in a gingerbread mansion.
LOL!!
Posted by: blue girl | December 07, 2007 at 06:16 PM
I may have tried in 1994 to spread cookies all across this great land of ours. So that every man, woman and child could enjoy the benefits of cookies of their very own. Rich people shouldn't be the only ones with such benefits.
I may have failed then.
But, God as my witness -- Romney's God, Hucklebee's God -- whichever -- if I am named the New Cookie Queen, my Cookie Plan will be implemented.
*That* is my solemn vow.
Posted by: blue girl | December 07, 2007 at 06:20 PM
You just want the thrown back. Your gigantic mansion has seemed hollow and empty since Jennifer ascended to the thrown last year.
Posted by: Shayera | December 07, 2007 at 06:50 PM
Sweet Cookie Gawd! She's cookie-power-hungry! She's been after it all this time... and I wonder... should be go back or should we move on to the future?!
Shayera- how's the packing going?
Posted by: Jennifer | December 07, 2007 at 06:54 PM
I'm not sure there's anything wrong with a 24 year reign of BG, Jennifer, BG, Jennifer, etc.
I think the country should just appoint us Co-Queens in perpetuity and be done with it.
And then....
Off with their Cookie Heads!
Posted by: blue girl | December 07, 2007 at 07:18 PM
Jennifer, the packing goes badly. The place is a massive mess. But now I have plenty of boxes. Luckily I'm not working this weekend. And Box City is open Saturday and Sunday. So tomorrow will be dedicated to throwing things out and packing. As will Sunday.
Posted by: Shayera | December 07, 2007 at 07:41 PM
Good luck, Shayera! Don't work too hard.
Posted by: blue girl | December 07, 2007 at 08:22 PM
I think the country should just appoint us Co-Queens in perpetuity and be done with it.
And then....
Off with their Cookie Heads!
Sounds like a plan! We'll just make them think they stand a chance at the contest and then in the last minute, we throw the election!!
Good luck, Shayera!
Posted by: Jennifer | December 07, 2007 at 10:02 PM
i think this contest needs impartial observers. i nominate myself, and i warn you i'm not going to be bribed that easily*
*but only because international postage is a PITA and also foreign exchange rules suck.
Posted by: almostinfamous | December 08, 2007 at 03:04 AM
Call the UN!!
Posted by: Kathleen | December 08, 2007 at 03:17 PM
PONIES?1 WHERE1?
Posted by: angryballerina | December 09, 2007 at 09:21 AM
Hey AB, the pony is here..
BP: i once heard BG sigh.
Heavily
I'm not sure that sounds right.
lol.
Posted by: blue girl | December 09, 2007 at 10:10 AM
ab should totally enter the bake-off.
Posted by: The Uncanny Canadian | December 09, 2007 at 01:41 PM
I am attacking you because I am a sore winner. I have already won this competition and am rubbing your face in it!
Posted by: Chuckles | December 12, 2007 at 11:46 AM
Jennifer: Please deduct 100 points from BG for sending AG bubhkiss.
Please deduct 1,000 points from Craples for being annoying.
Angry Ballerina?!!! Cookies!!!
Posted by: Adroable Girlfriend | December 12, 2007 at 03:16 PM
Chuckles, one word: Snorkel Cookies.
Okay, two words. But you get the idea.
Posted by: billy pilgrim | December 13, 2007 at 11:10 AM