Per Pinko:
The Theme Song that rocked the bake off and America’s hearts. I only wish I could watch this movie with Brando. Besides Smokey Dog looking so handsome, James Woods looks so young. It was a different era in Holiday Bake Off mastery.
So sad Geenie Cola has to keep Pinko in a kitchen cage. Although I understand. It's quite nice of her, though, to let the two doggies in to visit every now and then.
Pinko is so wrong about almost everything. I mean, who cares about James Woods? At all? But, he is right about a couple of things.
Like choosing a theme song with Phil Collins in it.
He scores 500,000 points for that.
But, that is nothing compared to the Infinity Points he scores for having a theme song where a tan Jeff Bridges appears wearing a white shirt. I don't remember anything about that movie except a scene in a cave? Or an Egyptian monument?
I must rent the movie and watch it again asap. It will be without bacon, but I'll survive.
So, those are the two things Pinko has been right about. Ever.
He thinks his theme song video rocked America? Harder than mine?
Wrong again.
This party's getting memorable!
I can watch, right? Like someone watching holiday football.
You're all so far out of my league. And the holidays are when every migraine I've ever had haunts me with vengeance. This year I must have behaved terribly; the migraines started weeks early and only let up for an hour or so.
But this: cheers me up. Maybe you should have a best baker and a best campaigner award. Meanwhile, I'm going to try my hand at white chocolate ganache. What are the odds I won't burn it so bad that every smoke alarm in the building goes off?
If the Holiday Bake Off's going to be rival the NFL, shouldn't there be office gambling pools?
Posted by: Kathleen | December 20, 2007 at 03:56 PM
He scores 500,000 points for that.
But, that is nothing compared to the Infinity Points he scores for ....
anyone remember voting Blue Girl the Video Queen of the Song-Off Bake-Off Theme Song Contest? yeah, me neither!!1
minus 100,000 points for attempting a coup.
Posted by: Kathleen | December 20, 2007 at 05:49 PM
meant to add the "in Oakland" to that last comment!
Posted by: Kathleen (in Oakland) | December 20, 2007 at 05:57 PM
Shhhh.
I'm looking at Jeff Bridges over here. I have no time to think of coup shenanigans at the moment.
Kathleen, a gambling pool thing is a GREAT idea.
Posted by: blue girl | December 20, 2007 at 05:58 PM
What are the odds I won't burn it so bad that every smoke alarm in the building goes off?
Just think of that as your holiday present to your neighbors: confirming that the alarm system is functioning!
Posted by: Kathleen (in Oakland) | December 20, 2007 at 06:00 PM
shorter BG music video: fight the power... by bribing the power generously and flattery without regard for decency.
OH NOEZZ i'z got bake-off smack-talk feverRrrr,
Posted by: almostinfamous | December 20, 2007 at 09:38 PM
How are you going to feel when you find out I'm Jeff Bridges? Pretty darned bad, that's for sure.
Posted by: Snag | December 21, 2007 at 12:15 AM
Them's fighting words, Snagwagon. I am YOUNG Jeff Bridges. You aren't even the Dude! You might be Jackie Earl Haley in Breaking Away.
Posted by: Pinko Punko | December 21, 2007 at 05:14 AM
You know that I put up with A LOT over here. No one ever gets banned for their comments, opinions, etc. BUT! Here's the one rule that everyone must ABIDE by!
No one is allowed to talk about in any sort of positive way about that movie where the Coen Brothers made *my guy* LOOK THE WAY HE DID.
I don't care how shallow that sounds. I don't care how *cool* you think you are by liking that cult film, blah...blah...
BLAH!
IT'S NOT ALLOWED!
Posted by: blue girl | December 21, 2007 at 06:19 AM
Meanwhile, I'm going to try my hand at white chocolate ganache.
Good luck with that. I've tried several times. I don't know what it is about white chocolate, other than a) it's not actually chocolate, and b) it hates me.
Posted by: Res Publica | December 21, 2007 at 06:50 AM
If you don't enter, I will actually be VERY mad.
Posted by: Pinko Punko | December 21, 2007 at 01:01 PM
It's true. I am the Aryan Nation of chocolates, and I hate all of you. Fear my skinheaded non-cacao chocolatey ways.
Posted by: White Chocolate | December 21, 2007 at 01:41 PM
No comment.
Posted by: Wheaties | December 21, 2007 at 02:44 PM
When does the convention start?
Posted by: Pie Crust | December 21, 2007 at 02:47 PM
I'm the keynote speaker.
Posted by: Tony the Tiger | December 21, 2007 at 02:48 PM
Always the bridesmaid. Curse you, Kellogg's!
Posted by: Post Toasties | December 21, 2007 at 02:49 PM
You might be Jackie Earl Haley in Breaking Away.
Ouch!
Posted by: Jennifer | December 21, 2007 at 03:22 PM
Always the bridesmaid. Curse you, Kellogg's!
LOL!!!
Posted by: Jennifer | December 21, 2007 at 03:23 PM
BG is showing a lot of unchecked aggression. She's being very un-Dude.
Posted by: Kathleen | December 21, 2007 at 04:18 PM
Somebody reported a problem.
Posted by: Head and Shoulders | December 21, 2007 at 04:31 PM
Let's go get a beer, Post Toasties. The world sux.
Posted by: Selsun Blue | December 21, 2007 at 04:32 PM
Fine. I'll call Tastee Freez.
Posted by: Post Toasties | December 21, 2007 at 04:58 PM
I don't think Post Toasties #2 is really following the thread here, but I can get on board.
Posted by: Dog N Suds | December 21, 2007 at 05:49 PM
I'm game, but please no one invite C**n Chicken Inn.
Posted by: Spudnuts | December 21, 2007 at 05:51 PM
I thought I was, but then again, what do I know? I'm toasted.
Posted by: Post Toasties | December 21, 2007 at 06:40 PM