My friend sent me a message on Facebook with a “LOL” and a link. I clicked. It took me to a porn site! A down and dirty porn site.
This from such an innocent friend! Someone I’d describe as very Charlotte from Sex and the City.
I thought, Would sweet, innocent Charlotte send this? Nooooo. Yes? Nooooo. Not Charlotte! No way!
Come to find out, her FB account had been infected by a virus. A down and dirty porn virus! It was really something.
Wild, wild stuff.
I’d describe it for you, but there really wasn’t much of a plot.
I’d describe it for you, but there really wasn’t much of a plot.
That is precisely when your loyal blog readers depend on you for your imagination, BG.
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Posted by: ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© | July 16, 2009 at 09:38 PM
My Google hits are gonna go through the roof from that headline alone! Let alone me going into detail about certain things.
Posted by: blue girl | July 16, 2009 at 09:51 PM
"I’d describe it for you, but there really wasn’t much of a plot."
Oh, come on, look at it as a writing exercise!
Posted by: Dan Leo | July 16, 2009 at 11:59 PM
look at it as a writing exercise!
is that what the kids are calling it nowadays?
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | July 17, 2009 at 01:57 PM
Yeah, I figured you were merely milking the post for Google hits!
You're shameless!!
"Writing exercise" will be the new "hiking the Appalachian Trail".
...the Governor had to leave the state to have some quality time for his... writing exercises... those rigorous, sweaty, leave you panting... writing exercises... He's certain to get the lead out.
Posted by: Jennifer | July 17, 2009 at 02:11 PM
it's kind-of like when BG used that curse word on that other blog. Maybe it was a virus!!!!
Posted by: Kathleen in Oakland | July 17, 2009 at 02:51 PM
Yeah... that's it... a virus... wink, wink, nudge, nudge...
Posted by: Jennifer | July 17, 2009 at 03:16 PM
BG, if you haven't done so already, you might consider a full system anti-virus scan. Receiving a link from an infected machine means there's a fair chance the pr0n site is also infected.
Posted by: EastBayGrease | July 17, 2009 at 08:34 PM
BG, I'm enjoying every word of this 50-50 or 50-100-50 series. They're like the perfect little stories you always tell but more so.
Posted by: search engine | August 31, 2012 at 01:12 PM