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Buckeye Blogging Warm-up Part 2

Ooo yeah, ooo yeah. Ooo yeah, Ooo yeah™

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Buckeye Blogging Warm-up

I am going to be a Columbus blogger very soon. And when one is a Columbus blogger, one must photo blog. Because if one does not, the thundermightgetya™³²®©.

Sheep.

River.

Orbs.

And such as. Also.

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Non-WindSeeking Me

I don't think I will ride this.

Yeah, count me out. I'll just meet you later by the antique cars.

There's Still Time to Touch an Iceberg

Stole this from Jaquandor. Things I've done are in bold and underlined, so that you don't miss the fact that I have indeed done these things.

I think I need to get out more. (Damn you #59!) Paris ain't comin' to me. Know what I'm sayin'?

01. Bought everyone in the bar a drink
02. Swam with wild dolphins
03. Climbed a mountain
04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive
05. Been inside the Great Pyramid
06. Held a tarantula
07. Taken a candlelit bath
08. Said I love you and meant it
09. Hugged a tree
10. Bungee jumped
11. Visited Paris
12. Watched a lightning storm at sea
13. Stayed up all night long and saw the sun rise
14. Seen the Northern Lights
15. Gone to a huge sports game
16. Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa
17. Grown and eaten your own vegetables
18. Touched an iceberg
19. Slept under the stars
20. Changed a baby's diaper
21. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon
22. Watched a meteor shower
23. Gotten drunk on champagne
24. Given more than you can afford to charity
25. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope
26. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment
27. Had a food fight
28. Bet on a winning horse
29. Asked out a stranger
30. Had a snowball fight
31. Screamed as loudly as you possibly can
32. Held a lamb
33. Seen a total eclipse
34. Ridden a roller coaster
35. Hit a home run
36. Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking
37. Adopted an accent for an entire day
38. Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment
39. Had two hard drives for your computer
40. Visited all 50 states
41. Taken care of someone who was too drunk
42. Had amazing friends
43. Danced with a stranger in a foreign country
44. Watched wild whales
45. Stolen a sign
46. Backpacked in Europe
47. Taken a road-trip
48. Gone rock climbing
49. Midnight walk on the beach
50. Gone sky diving
51. Visited Ireland
52. Been heartbroken longer than you were actually in love
53. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger's table and had a meal with them
54. Visited Japan
55. Milked a cow
56. Alphabetized your CDs.
57. Pretended to be a superhero
58. Sung karaoke
59. Lounged around in bed all day
60. Posed nude in front of strangers
61. Gone scuba diving
62. Kissed in the rain
63. Played in the mud
64. Played in the rain
65. Gone to a drive-in theater
66. Visited the Great Wall of China
67. Started a business
68. Fallen in love and not had your heart broken
69. Toured ancient sites
70. Taken a martial arts class
71. Played a Computer game for more than 6 hours straight
72. Gotten married
73. Been in a movie
74. Crashed a party
75. Gotten divorced
76. Gone without food for 5 days
77. Made cookies from scratch
78. Won first prize in a costume contest
79. Ridden a gondola in Venice
80. Gotten a tattoo
81. Rafted the Snake River
82. Been on television news programs as an "expert"
83. Got flowers for no reason
84. Performed on stage
85. Been to Las Vegas
86. Recorded music
87. Eaten shark
88. Had a one-night stand
89. Gone to Thailand
90. Bought a house
91. Been in a combat zone
92. Buried one/both of your parents
93. Been on a cruise ship
94. Spoken more than one language fluently
95. Performed in Rocky Horror
96. Raised children
97. Followed your favorite band/singer on tour
99. Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country
100. Picked up and moved to another city
101. Walked the Golden Gate Bridge
102. Sang loudly in the car, and didn't stop when you knew someone was looking
103. Had plastic surgery
104. Survived an accident that you shouldnt have survived
105. Wrote articles for a large publication
106. Lost over 100 pounds
107. Held someone while they were having a flashback
108. Piloted an airplane
109. Petted a stingray
110. Broken someone's heart
111. Helped an animal give birth
112. Won money on a T.V. game show
113. Broken a bone
114. Gone on an African photo safari
115. Had a body part of yours below the neck pierced
116. Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol
117. Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild
118. Ridden a horse
119. Had major surgery
120. Had a snake as a pet
121. Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon
122. Slept for more than 30 hours over the course of 48 hours
123. Visited more foreign countries than U.S. states
124. Visited all 7 continents
125. Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days
126. Eaten kangaroo meat
127. Eaten sushi
128. Had your picture in the newspaper
129. Changed someone's mind about something you care deeply about
130. Gone back to school
131. Parasailed
132. Petted a cockroach
133. Eaten fried green tomatoes
134. Read The Iliad
135. Selected one "important" author who you missed in school, and read
136. Killed and prepared an animal for eating
137. Skipped all your school reunions
138. Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language
139. Been elected to public office
140. Written your own computer language
141. Thought to yourself that you're living your dream
142. Had to put someone you love into hospice care
143. Built your own PC from parts
144. Sold your own artwork to someone who didn't know you
145. Had a booth at a street fair
146. Dyed your hair
147. Been a DJ
148. Shaved your head
149. Caused a car accident
150. Saved someone's life
151. Changed your own oil
152. Changed your own brake pads
153. Made pizza from scratch
154. Stood atop the highest point in your home state
155. Gone swimming in a rock quarry
156. Gone on a trip of more than two days to an unfamiliar place and not eaten at a single chain restaurant
157. Grown your hair long
158. Made your own cheese
159. Re-established contact with an old flame many years later
160. Bought a car new and driven it until well past 150000 miles
161. Sewn a complete garment
162. Uttered a curse word in front of a clergyperson
163. Blown your rent money at your favorite store
164. Seen your car being towed
165. Phoned in a vote on some reality TV show competition
166. Seriously considered living in a different country
167. Served in the armed forces
168. Been kicked out of a movie theater
169. Seen a classic film on the big screen
170. Eaten haggis
171. Eaten dim sum in a traditional setting
172. Prepared an entire Thanksgiving dinner
173. Gone swimming fully clothed
174. Gone swimming not clothed at all
175. Driven across the country taking shifts so the trip only takes a few days
176. Explored a construction site in the dark
177. Ridden an elephant
178. Attended a Major League Baseball game
179. Attended an NFL game
180. Attended an NHL game
181. Attended an NBA game
182. Seen a US President live
183. Actually met a sitting US President
184. Auditioned for a reality TV show
185. Been hit in the face with a pie
186. Stood in line on the release date of a product
187. Worked aboard a fishing boat
188. Cut down a fully mature tree
189. Seen the Mona Lisa
190. Seen the Sistine Chapel
191. Eaten fugu
192. Paddled a canoe or kayak
193. Held the control stick of an aircraft in flight
194. Asked a librarian for help finding a book
195. Personally acquired the autograph of a person you admire
196. Locked your keys in your car in a strange city
197. Had to break into your own home
198. Seen a space shuttle launch
199. Attended a NASCAR race
200. Marched in a parade

He is Not the Bread and the Knife

He is not. And don't even think he is. For one second!

He is, however, the evening paper blowing down an alley.

And isn't that a lovely thing to be.

h/t Patti Digh

The Back Dart

Call me a fan.

Having a Grande Time

The Skimmer and I are at Starbucks, sitting in oversized, faux velvet chairs, each drinking our Grande Mocha Lite Frappuccinos and surfing on our laptops. Because that's the sort of hipster doofuses we are.

Actually, we are loser homeowners wasting an hour so that total strangers can walk through our house and judge our house and us! As they have been doing for about five weeks now.

We don't like your kitchen's counter tops.

The bedrooms are too small.

Your landscaping is out of style.

Do they not realize how hip we are?!

Because most non-buyers come through our house when I'm at work, I haven't had the chance to spy on any of these people. Blue Kid has though. Earlier this week I called BK because he had to be out of the house between noon and 1:00pm.

I asked him if he's seen any of the people who have gone through the house.

"Yes."

"Well, what kind of people are they?"

"White people."

"Well, like what sort of people? I need details. Young? Old? Cool? Boring? What?"

"Boring, middle-aged, white people, Mom." And then he repeated it with dramatic pauses: "Boring. Middle-aged. White people."

Unlike his parents who are livin' it up at Starbucks tonight.

Eat Pray Love Scheduled for Early Next Week

Called my mom a few minutes ago to check in and say hi before going out for the night with friends.

"What are you doing?"

"Just getting dressed."

"How come?"

"I'm going to see a movie."

Although I don't mind going to see a movie by myself it always makes me feel bad to think of my mom going alone.

"What movie are you going to go see?

"That Julie Roberts' movie."

"Eat Pray Love? Ha! I was just reading about that movie!"

I didn't tell her that if Mike Ryan is blurbed in commercials about the movie, his quote will be: Watching Eat Pray Love is better for you than drinking poison!

Or that now people are putting Phil Collins in the same category as Air Supply!

But I did say, "I'd like to see that movie."

"Yeah? Really? Would you like to come with me?"

"Oh, I can't. We're going out to dinner with friends."

"Well, we can go see it early next week. I wouldn't mind seeing it again. I've always liked Julia Roberts."

"Ok!"

"Really. I miss so much of a movie the first time around that seeing it for a second time is like seeing a whole new movie!"

So we'll see it together next week. I've always like Julia Roberts too.

Fair

Getting the Hell Out

The unpopular belief that there’s more to life than elbowing your way into a prized spot at the best cafeteria table is precisely what sets misfits apart—it’s why the outcasts are cast out. Instead of identifying with your now-well-paid oppressors, keep in mind that, back when you were a Morrissey-listening loner in the tenth grade, your goal wasn’t to out-earn the cool kids. It was to get the hell out of places like Wisconsin, go find your own tribe, and pursue a different idea of success.

Read all of No Revenge of the Nerds? here.

h/t Penelope Trunk, whose blog I've been lost in for days now.