Got my hair done earlier today by my 24-year-old bombshell hairstylist. Always slightly tan, she has cat eyes, a gorgeous, sexy smile, a teeny tiny frame, and extensions -- long, wild, black hair teased up in the back that flows down to the middle of her back.
“They don’t look like extensions, they look totally natural!”
She flung her hair from side to side and said deviously, “Nope, not natural. Super natural! I love my extensions. Love them. They give me super-powers. When I have them in I can run faster, jump higher, get cheaper drinks, and hotter guys.”
My extensions never do that for me.
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | February 03, 2013 at 12:07 PM
50 days already?
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | February 04, 2013 at 11:57 AM
Gotta take a small break.
Posted by: blue girl | February 04, 2013 at 11:12 PM
When I was in Yosemite last year all the Rangers kept complimenting me on my hair.
So if you're wondering what the constituency for really long grey hair might be, it's park rangers.
And bears. The bears dug it too...
Posted by: mikey | February 05, 2013 at 12:27 AM
Gotta take a small break.
Can't say you shouldn't take one. I take 'em all the time. Breaking the rules is the best part about having rules.
I just get spoiled, what with having you and Jennifer posting again. It's like the old days!
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | February 05, 2013 at 02:44 AM
Pinko, too, zrm.
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Posted by: ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© | February 05, 2013 at 12:43 PM
Pinko hates me.
Posted by: zombie rotten mcdonald | February 05, 2013 at 02:43 PM
I left my super powers somewhere... I did not leave crumbs.
Posted by: Jennifer | February 05, 2013 at 04:49 PM
I left my super powers somewhere too, Jennifer!
ZRM, Pinko hates me more than he hates you.
Posted by: blue girl | February 05, 2013 at 10:44 PM
When I was in Yosemite last year all the Rangers kept complimenting me on my hair.
Hubba-hubba!
Posted by: blue girl | February 05, 2013 at 10:45 PM
OK. Well, it's now obvious what I'm missing in MY life. Who'd a thunk? But I'm headed out right now for those extensions.... Will instagram you with results.(NOT)
Posted by: brenda cullerton | February 06, 2013 at 02:48 PM