blue girl

Surprise! Wrong Again.

My God.  George W. Bush is wrong about everything.

h/t Crooks and Liars.

Bring It On

Just read Melissa's Quote of the Day:

"Please, please, please, let me wake up tomorrow and it will be 2000 and Al Gore won in a landslide."—Fixer

And also her first commenter, K.T. Slager's comment:

We only have a little over a year to go. OH GOD.

Reminded me of what The Skimmer bought last week that I quickly snatched right up for myself...

It's not that I'm all that overjoyed with any of the Democrats at the moment, (I seem to be agreeing with Dennis Perrin more these days than anyone else) but I sure can't wait until Bush is gone. Somehow, just wearing the baseball cap makes the all caps OH GOD sentiment above easier to take, knowing that the end of his reign is coming soon. Hopefully.

Reduce your We only have a little over a year to go. OH GOD. anxiety by going here to get your own cap or coffee mug.

I'd avoid the merchandise with the peace sign and the 1/20/09 date though. Don't think that's going to happen.

Everybody Now!

I have no idea what time it really is.  Right now it's either 11:46am or 11:28am.  Every clock in this house is set to a different time.  I'm also confused as to what day it is.  It feels like Monday but the all the garbage at the end of the driveway tells me otherwise.

As I was complaining about all this confusion to my husband this morning, he just turned to me and said...

Blame Bush.

Yes!  Yes!  I blame Bush for all of it!

Too rainy last night for fireworks?

I blame Bush.

Too tired today to really give a hoot about working?

I blame Bush.

Cows near a McDonald's drivethru?

Yep.  I blame Bush.

My i-Photo program not letting me import all the photos from the weekend from my cheap digital camera?

You got it.  I blame Bush!

The fact that I own such a cheap digital camera?

Totally Bush's fault.

Got anything you want to Blame Bush for today?

Hamburgers overcooked yesterday?  Your fireworks' grand finale a let down last night?  Can't find your glasses?  Your keys?  Where you set your coffee cup down?

Just let it all go in the comment thread.  You'll feel better.

Keep Goin'...Keep Goin'...

The Decider's approval rating just hit 29%.  Thanks to Shakespeare's Sister, for the link!  In honor of your birthday SS, you may want to use this link below as your screensaver.  You can have so much fun with it!  If he gets stuck, just grab him with your cursor and whip him round and round.  Let him hang by his derriere for awhile!  It's totally up to you!

So, Happy Belated Birthday, SS!  And let's all ponder...

How low can he go?

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