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Destroying Cleveland

...Anderson was throwing pop flies into stacked coverage in a display of horribleness the likes of which you will rarely see.

LOL

When LOL is all there is to do...

The Most Exciting Hole So Far

What would most of you consider more boring than watching golf?

I know!  I know!

Live blogging golf. 

Hole by Hole.

NO. 15

Par 4, 478 yards

The most exciting hole so far, Mediate sank a 25-foot putt for his third straight birdie after Woods blasted onto the green from a bunker along the right side of the adjacent ninth fairway. Woods missed his 12-footer for birdie.

Woah!  Can you even stand it?

They're on the 18th now.  Rocco Mediate's even and Tiger's +1.

Go Rocco!!

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UPDATE!  Rocco missed his putt for a birdie, keeping him even.  As Tiger stepped up, a seagull flew overhead!  An omen!  He sank his putt for a birdie and now they're tied.  The US Open's going into double dog dare ya overtime.

Shoot!

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UPDATE 2!  Rocco choked.  In the sand off his tee shot.  Then in the grandstand on his second shot.  Tiger won.  :(

No offense, Tiger.

Things are Going to Change, I Can Feel It

I Will Never Understand It

Another Colossal Cleveland Collapse.

Extending a Loving, Yes Loving, and Inclusive Thought

Kevin Wolf was bemoaning (whining, actually) the fact that Boston Red Sox fans are clearly in the minority over at Michael Bains' blog.

Kevin Wolf. What a silly human.

I offered him a deal over there, but I want to make it official. (Nothing says official like a blue girl post. It is certified.)

All Boston has to do is give us Manny back. Even with that hair that looks like a wig he bought at Spencers.

And even with this.

And this.

And this.

And yes, my God, even with this.

Just give us Manny and we Tribe fans will forever and 'til the end of time never think poorly of Boston Red Sox fans again. Or as a team in general. We will be inclusive. Kind.

Cheery!

Throw Ortiz into the deal and we'll even buy you a beer. A Sam Adams even.

Kevin Wolf? Johnny Pez? Uncanny Canadian? What do you think?

I think if you really want to be included in this country as real Americans and a friend to all bloggers -- especially certified ones -- it's a no-brainer.

Plus....beer!

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Tonight. Game Four. Byrd vs. Wakefield. 8pm ET.

GO TRIBE!

Yeah, We Witnessed It!

Of anyone you would've expected to see wearing a New York cap during the Yankees/Indians game last night, you'd think it would've been blue girl, right?

But nooooooooo.  It was this guy.

I mean, I wouldn't even do that.

Pshaw, LeBron!  Where'd that get you?

Indians 12, Yankees 3.

Game 2 this afternoon, 5pm. 

Go Tribe!