Kevin Wolf was bemoaning (whining, actually) the fact that Boston Red Sox fans are clearly in the minority over at Michael Bains' blog.
Kevin Wolf. What a silly human.
I offered him a deal over there, but I want to make it official. (Nothing says official like a blue girl post. It is certified.)
All Boston has to do is give us Manny back. Even with that hair that looks like a wig he bought at Spencers.
And even with this.
And this.
And this.
And yes, my God, even with this.
Just give us Manny and we Tribe fans will forever and 'til the end of time never think poorly of Boston Red Sox fans again. Or as a team in general. We will be inclusive. Kind.
Cheery!
Throw Ortiz into the deal and we'll even buy you a beer. A Sam Adams even.
Kevin Wolf? Johnny Pez? Uncanny Canadian? What do you think?
I think if you really want to be included in this country as real Americans and a friend to all bloggers -- especially certified ones -- it's a no-brainer.
Plus....beer!
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Tonight. Game Four. Byrd vs. Wakefield. 8pm ET.
GO TRIBE!
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